The Perfect Maritime Man

What better better way to illustrate the Maritime way of life than to describe the “perfect” Maritime man. It just so happens that my sister Monique is married to him and we’ve been living under his shadow for years.

Andy The Perfect Maritime Man

He can wire a house with a blindfold on Fixes pipes when the plumbing’s gone Rosin up the the bow and he’ll fiddle all night He can’t do wrong and I can’t do right

He’s salt of the earth and a family man A phenomenal dancer and a one man band He never quits until his hands are blistered I’m playing second fiddle since he married my sister

Chorus: Fiddler, Plumber, Electrician Good things come in threes We all feel inadequate Since he joined our family I won’t back down til I find a flaw Because I can’t keep up to my brother in law We all feel bad since he joined our clan He’s Andy the perfect Maritime man Andy….. the perfect Maritime man

He’s got a full time job at the windmill station Does a real good Elvis impersonation An easy smile and a musical soul He’s Mr Fix-it with a heart of gold

He hooks things up and turns things on Fiddles right along when you’re playing a song He gets things done cuz he’s so handy When things break down We just call Andy

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